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 一篇ptt的文章，笑死我啦！～ 作者  cljhedward (無言)                                           看板  joke   標題  Re: [笑話] 超惡毒回答                                                     時間  Thu Jul 13 18:18:02 2006       這讓我回想起高中的日子~(遠目)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  高三那年跟朋友住在學校宿舍 課業壓力之大是不言可喻的                                                                                                                                       通常前一個晚上不K書到凌晨兩三點是不會去睡覺的                                                                                                                                                                                                   而室友A正是這類人物的楷模                                                                                                                                       除了睡覺,就是唸書                                                                                                                                               只是有很嚴重的「起床氣」,加上個性很直                                                                                                                           在早晨的這段時間講話都超衝的~                                                                                                                                                                                                                   舍監B是令人厭惡的傢伙                                                                                                                                           通常一點點小事情就可以把宿舍弄得雞飛狗跳                                                                                                                        又很吹毛求疵,晚點名的時候都可以閒扯一個多小時                                                                                                                   只是大夥都不知道他的重點為何?   總之當準考生的學長不爽,連當幹部的學弟也常在背地問候舍監的祖宗們~~~                                                                                             尤其是A                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   事情是這樣發生的:                                                                                                                                               某個早晨,室友A依照慣例賴床                                                                                                                                      這個時候A都會"盧"很久,才會起身                                                                                                                                  這次不知怎麼的                                                                                                                                                  竟然舍監B親自出馬                                                                                                                                               來「關心」我們這間寢室                                                                                                                                          (整間宿舍每次就屬這寢最晚走)                                                                                                                                    A似乎還搞不清狀況            口中還喃喃夢囈                                                                                                                                                 A:嘔~我不想念書啦(四肢勾著床板,一副賴床定的樣子)                                                                                                                                                                                                這時,站在房間門口已久舍監冷冷的說                                                                                                                               B:不想念就不要唸啊!(雙手盤胸,冷冷的說道)                                                                                                                                                                                                        我也不知道該做什麼來緩衝氣氛                                                                                                                                    只得站在旁邊發愣                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A弄清出狀況了,起身打理雜務                                                                                                                                      舍監B只是一語不發的站在旁邊瞪著這兩個不知死活的天兵                                                                                                             氣氛瞬間凝結,像到了太平間一樣的死寂                                                                                       才過沒多久,大概不到一分鐘吧?                                                                                                                                    A室友突然轉過頭去                                                                                                                                               跟舍監B說                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       『啊不讀書!以後是要當舍監喔?』                                                                                                                                  『啊不讀書!以後是要當舍監喔?』                                                                                                                                  『啊不讀書!以後是要當舍監喔?』                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  到現在我還記的舍監B的表情...  創作者介紹 Lion Lionworker