Zi 字媒體

1. 「Wow, all this for me?」「(*@ο@*) 哇～這些人都是為我而來的嗎?」 (你想太多了...)2. 「Are we there yet?」 「媽，咱到了沒?」（上學要遲到啦~~~~(>_<)~~~~）3. —C』mon, please!—Dude, I told you a million times! If I bite you, you』re not going to turn into a vampire. —Can we at least try it?——拜託了啦!——哥們，我跟你講一萬遍了，我咬了你，你也變不成吸血鬼的。——就試試嘛，好不?4. I wonder what they』re saying. 爹，他們在講啥?(小女孩問爸爸) I wonder what they』re saying. 爹，他們在講啥?(小猩猩問大猩猩)5. Gah! Kak! Don』t just sit there. Get me a shoe or something.嘔!惡!看什麼看，還不快拿個鞋什麼的讓我吐一下!6. —I have super eyesight! We should form a team of superheroes! —I have super strength! — I have super hearing! — I look like a stick!——我視力超好的。我們應該組個超級英雄戰隊。——我力氣很大!——我聽力超好!——我(又細又長)像根棍子!7. —Did you know that humans think we only have a memory span of three seconds? —Where』d they get an idea like that? —An idea like what?——你造不?人類覺得咱們記憶只有3秒。——你說他們從哪知道的?——知道什麼呀?8. —Is he dead? —We better walk on his face and find out.——他是不是死了?——我也不知道呢。我們在他臉上踩踩看。9. 「 Whoa, someone locked that poor human in a cage and dropped him in the ocean.」 「 Don』t worry, little buddy.」 「 I』ll get you out.」「哎，又有可憐的人被關到籠子，沉到海底來了。」「別擔心，哥們」「我救你出去」 ( (⊙o⊙)…好驚悚的樣子!)10. 「It』s just someone walking by, no need to panic. 」 「Everyone just stay calm.」「Stay calm!」只是有人走過，沒必要驚慌。大家只要保持冷靜即可。保持冷靜!(汪汪汪!!!)11. 「I wonder if this will bounce.」「 Maybe that one will.」我想知道這隻杯子掉到地上能否彈起來(然後，我推...)(杯子摔碎了)也許那隻杯子可以彈起來12. 「Pet me!」 「With your eyes!」愛撫我請用你的眼睛愛撫!(不是用手!快看著我!!!)13. 「 I can』t wait to turn into a butterfly.」 」Yeah, me too.」毛毛蟲：我等不及要變成蝴蝶了。蚯蚓：嗯吶，我也是。(毛毛蟲鄙夷地看了蚯蚓一眼，呵呵)14. 「Why must we poop on their cars?」「My dad did it. My dad』s dad did it. And I』m not one to break tradition.」我們為什麼要在人類的車上拉屎呢?我爸爸就是這麼做的、我爸爸的爸爸也是這麼做的、我是不會打破傳統的。(心疼一萬點...)15. 」Have you seen my wife? She』s about this tall... black and white.」你看見我的老婆了嗎?它大概這麼高…黑白色16. 「This feels great.But I could totally attack her right now.No, no, just relax and enjoy it.I am so weak!」這感覺不錯……但我現在完全可以咬她算了算了，我還是放鬆下來好好享受吧我好弱!(咬不動)