說到翻譯,如果是直譯的話童鞋們可能不以為然。但是如果融入一定的文化背景、語境等元素,翻譯得又狠又准,感覺立馬不一樣了。不信你看看↓
搞笑翻譯
1.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it』s still on the list.
直譯:在這個世界上,我最不願意做的事就是傷害你,但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。
意譯:我真不想傷害你,但你也別逼我。
高級:吾雖不殺伯仁,伯仁由我而死。
2.Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是:他們都很有規律地被替換,而且因為同一個理由——髒了!
3.War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
戰爭不能決出正義,但能判出哪方出局。
4.Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直譯:知識就是說你知道西紅柿是一種水果;智慧就好似不要把它放進水果沙拉里。
意譯:知識就是告訴你說應該把雞蛋放進籃子,智慧則是叫你不要把所有雞蛋都放進一個籃子。
5.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅著咱們呢,大夥好歹喜感點吧!
6.I didn』t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
老子拼死拼活奮鬥到食物鏈頂端,不是為了成為一個素食者。
7.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
公車站呀公車停。火車站呀火車停。俺桌上有個工作站…
8.Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
直譯:剽悍的人生不需要解釋!
意譯:越解釋越SB,不說話最NB。
9.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
無愧於心哈?記性不好吧?
10.Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以禿頂和啤酒肚在大街上晃還覺得自己倍兒性感——此時估計男女能平等。
11.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
竊鉤者誅,竊國者為諸侯。
12.The sole purpose of a child』s middle name, is so he can tell when he』s really in trouble.
直譯:小孩子要中間名,純粹是為了讓他知道他啥時候真的有麻煩了。
意譯:起個全名就為了揍孩子前可以底氣十足地喊出來。
意譯:賈君鵬這名字就為了讓他媽喊他回家吃飯!
14.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they』re at home, even if you wish they were.
好客就是:讓客人覺得他們像在他們家一樣,儘管你真的希望他們滾回他們家。
15.You』re never too old to learn something stupid.
越活越二。
活到老,二到老。
16.Just remember…if the world didn』t suck, we』d all fall off.
記著吧……世界要不噁心,我們早被吐掉了。(提示:看出哪個詞是一語雙關了嗎?)
17.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you』ll have trouble putting on your pants.
直譯:如果你始終腳踏實地,那就別想穿褲子了。
意譯:人太老實沒法活。
18.We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
我們永遠不可能真正的成熟,我們只是學會在眾人面前裝逼。
19.Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
直譯:你若是擠滿人的電梯里的小矮人,肯定能嗅出不同的味兒。
意譯:靈感來自於所站的角度與眾不同。