沒歐文騎士失去希望，沒詹姆斯騎士慘不忍睹，史上最瘋狂的休賽季

[Kaufman] If Kyrie Irving seriously wants to be traded, that tells you all you need to know about LeBron James' future with Cavaliers. #FallingApart (twitter.com)

[Kaufman]如果歐文確實想被交易的話，那就已經告訴了所有人勒布朗-詹姆斯在騎士的未來了。#分道揚鑣(twitter.com)

[–]SinnerMeetsHeaven 1563 指標 11小時前

Come to the West Lebron, we can just cancel the Eastern Conference at that point

來西部吧勒布朗，這樣的話我們正好可以取消掉東部分區了。

[–]RaptorsAprilsMostAmazing 778 指標 10小時前

put Lowry in bubble wrap cause Raptors going to the finals.

猛龍球迷：快把洛瑞用泡沫包裝摸裹起來吧，因為猛龍將要打進總決賽啦。

[–]LakersMycoJoe 254 指標 10小時前

But he's got natural cushioning!

但是他一到季後賽就自動開啟低迷模式了！

[–]Celticstrek5900 18 指標 8小時前

Just put him in a cryogenic freezer like 20 games before the playoffs so when he comes out he still plays like regular season Lowry

在離季後賽開始還有20場比賽的時候，就把洛瑞放進超低溫保存裝置中吧，這樣當季後賽他從裡面出來的時候，他仍然能像常規賽版的洛瑞那樣打球。

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramManDown227 50 指標 8小時前

That decision to give your core another 3 years is looking real nice right now

現在看來，猛龍在未來3年裡選擇保留自己核心的決定真的非常明智啊。

[–]WarriorsFuture_Novelist 216 指標 10小時前

Conference finals consisting of Boston/Toronto. Maybe Washington. Whoever makes it to the finals will just get absolutely slaughtered by whatever comes out of the West.

現在有可能打到東部決賽的球隊包括了凱爾特人/猛龍，也有可能是奇才。但是無論是哪支東部球隊殺入總決賽，都絕對會在總決賽里被打爆的，而且不管最終是哪支球隊從西部脫穎而出，結果都會如此。

[–]Sixers Bandwagonbanjosbadfurday 74 指標 11小時前

Too much competition. In the East he can LeCoast to the finals (unless Kyrie joins the Celtics, then he might lose his streak)

西部的競爭太激烈了，在東部的話勒布朗划著水就能一路打進總決賽了（除非歐文去了凱爾特人，那樣的話他連續打進總決賽的記錄可能會被打破）。

[–]Warriors Bandwagonshavegilette 140 指標 10小時前

He still wouldn't lol.

就算這樣勒布朗也還是會打進總決賽的，呵呵。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesBouldabassed 35 指標 9小時前

Yeah people forget LeBron crushed the Hawks without Love or Kyrie in 2015. Yes, they were riddled by injuries and not the same team that won 60 games, but LeBron did it himself in a sweep.

是啊，人們都忘記了2015年，詹姆斯在失去了樂福或歐文的情況下仍然碾壓了老鷹隊。沒錯，老鷹是受到了傷病的困擾，也和那支取得60勝的老鷹隊不盡相同，但詹姆斯還是一個人帶隊就完成了橫掃。

[–]SpursFunnyHunnyBunny 155 指標 10小時前

I honestly wonder if Stern would try to prevent Lebron going to the West for "basketball reasons." The East would seriously be a joke without him. Just turn it into the D-league+.

我真的想知道如果斯特恩還在位的話，會不會因為「籃球原因」而試著阻止詹姆斯去西部。如果沒有了詹姆斯，東部就真的成了一個笑話，這個分區也就只會比發展聯盟厲害一點點罷了。

[–]WarriorsBayAreaHusker 21 指標 7小時前

Stern probably would. Meanwhile Adam Silver will promote NBA gambling.

斯特恩很可能會這麼做的，而反觀肖華則在促進NBA賭博市場的發展。

[–][CLE] Kyrie Irvingrahmenxnoodles69 67 指標 10小時前

DARKNESS

IMPRISONING ME

ALL THAT I SEE

ABSOLUTE HORROR

騎士球迷：

黑暗正將我囚禁

我所見的一切

都是無盡的恐懼

[–]Raptorsfreekill 11 指標 7小時前

Trapped with my team

Cleveland my holding cell...

Kyrie has taken our hope...

taken our dreams....

taken our future...

taken our drive...

taken our wins...

taken our soul...

left me with life in hell....

我的球隊陷入困境

克利夫蘭就是我作繭自縛的囚牢……

歐文奪走了我們的希望……

奪走了我們的夢想……

奪走了我們的未來……

奪走了我們的動力……

奪走了我們的勝果……

奪走了我們的靈魂……

將我打入地獄開始新的生活……

（譯註：以上兩條均出（或改編）自Metallica樂隊的歌曲《One》）

[–][CLE] Zydrunas IlgauskasAPF429 1036 指標 11小時前

That makes no sense tho...if he wants to be the focal point of an offense and not play with LeBron, he would just stay in Cleveland if LeBron is leaving next year as he'd then be our #1 option.

騎士球迷：可是這根本說不通啊……要是歐文想成為進攻核心，同時又不想在詹姆斯身邊打球的話，那他只要留在騎士就好了啊，只要詹姆斯明年會離隊的話，因為那時歐文就會成為我們的第一選擇了。

[–]RaptorsAprilsMostAmazing 155 指標 11小時前

only really 2 reasons I can see.

Either Lebron's not leaving next year or he doesn't trust the ownership to put together a FO that can build the team around him once Lebron is done.

Kyrie wants to be the focal point but you also need a better ownership you can put in a good FO something I don't see the Cavs doing if Lebron leaves

實際上依我所見，只有兩個原因。

要麼是詹姆斯明年不會離隊，要麼是一旦詹姆斯出走，歐文並不相信球隊老闆會組建一個能夠圍繞他來建隊的管理層。

歐文確實是想成為球隊的老大，但也需要一個更好的老闆來組建一個不錯的管理層，但是假設詹姆斯離開了的話，我並不覺得騎士能做到這一點。

[–]NetsBigbadbuck 277 指標 11小時前

Yea none of this really makes much sense right now. I'm not sure what the fuck is going on. It could still work out for the cavs honestly if they do the trade that was proposed earlier this year of kyrie for bledsoe and someone else. Cavs might actually be able to imrpove if they trade kyrie for the right pieces.

是的，現在這些其實都不太說得通，我不確定現在特么的是什麼情況。說真的，如果騎士接受了在今年早些時候提出的交易，用歐文換來布萊德索和其他什麼人的話，現在對他們來說也還是個不錯的結果。如果騎士用歐文換來了正確的奪冠拼圖，可能他們的實力真的能得到提升。

[–]Wolves BandwagonDrWolves 123 指標 10小時前

Except for the fact that if LeBron leaves then the Cavs are ass. Kyrie probably wants to be in a situation where he can be the focal point AND have a shot at still winning a lot of games. Cleveland's roster outside of Irving, James, and Love is terrible.

If he can get moved with a solid team around him, that's probably what Kyrie is envisioning.

除了這樣的一個事實：如果詹姆斯離隊的話，騎士就是一坨翔。也許歐文想去一支既能讓他成為球隊核心，也仍有機會贏下很多比賽的球隊中。除了歐文、詹姆斯和樂福以外，騎士的陣容真的太糟糕了。

能去一支以他為核心的強隊中，這可能就是歐文所預想的情景吧。

[–]NetsBigbadbuck 8 points 12 hours ago

So whats he going to do? threaten to sit out the games if he doesn't get traded? Anywhere he goes will have to give up pieces and will suck. He's not going to get much better than Love tristan thompson and JR anywhere else.

所以歐文能怎麼辦呢？他難道還能威脅球隊說，如果不交易他的話就在場邊把板凳坐穿？無論他去哪裡，那支球隊都不得不放棄很多籌碼，導致實力大減。無論在其他什麼地方，歐文身邊都不會有比樂福、湯普森和JR還好得多的隊友了。

[–]NBATheWarEagle 7 指標 10小時前

Look at that cap situation. That's like a guaranteed 3 years of kinda contending but not really because of TT and JR Smith. If Lebron just walks they're still over cap. The only real expiring they have is Frye. With him and Lebron gone they're still 5-10 million over (or more if the cap increases some again)

看看騎士的薪資狀況吧。看上去像是能保證他們在三年之中會有一些能力去爭冠，但因為特里斯坦-湯普森和JR-史密斯合同的存在，事實上並不會如此。就算詹姆斯選擇離開，騎士的薪資還是超過了工資帽。他們隊中唯一一個真正合同到期的球員是弗萊，就算他和詹姆斯一起離開，他們仍然比工資帽高出了五百到一千萬（如果工資帽再次上漲的話可能會更多）。

[–]dmt_nirvana 27 指標 10小時前

Decrease his trade value as much as possible so that a decent team can come and get him.

歐文在儘可能降低他的交易價值，這樣就能有一支實力不錯的球隊來得到他了。

[–]Bulletsshtory 75 指標 11小時前

The Cavs after Lebron are gonna be ugly.

Haven't they traded their picks? And the roster is mostly old dudes

沒有了詹姆斯的騎士隊將會變得十分醜陋。

他們不是交易掉了自己的選秀權嗎？而且球隊陣容中大多都是老將了。

[–][CLE] Zydrunas IlgauskasAPF429 31 指標 11小時前

yea that's true...we don't really have any tools to build around Kyrie if LeBron leaves. But if LeBron leaves we'd likely blow it up anyway so Kyrie's future here is up in the air no matter what

騎士球迷：沒錯，確實如此……如果詹姆斯離開的話，我們真的沒有任何辦法來圍繞歐文建隊。反而是，如果詹姆斯真的離開了，可能無論怎樣我們都會搞砸這一切的，所以不管結果怎樣，歐文在這兒的未來都是撲朔迷離的。

[–]Intothedeepweb 12 指標 11小時前

This can only mean that kyrie's decision confirms lebron's staying

這隻能說明：歐文的決定證實了詹姆斯會留在騎士隊中。

[–]BulletsHalfManHalfBlazing 117 指標 10小時前

LeBron's worst nightmare... now he actually has to play in regular season games.

這是勒布朗最可怕的噩夢……現在他真的不得不在常規賽中認真打球了。

註：GIF翻譯——「我太老了，已經干不動這些了」

[–]HeatJosh_in_Shanghai 19 指標 11小時前

Come back home Bron!!!

熱火球迷：回家吧，勒布朗！！！

[–]Celticsvocxiar 21 指標 11小時前

This is the craziest off-season in the history of sports.

這真是體育史上最瘋狂的休賽期。