Quora精選：如果特朗普是種吃的，他是啥？

If Trump were a food he』d be a creampuff filled with poisoned and infectious cream filling. The gooey cream would be chock full of lead, mercury, measles, polio, arsenic and salmonella.The 「Trumpuff」 might have looked good to some, but soon they』ll start feeling queasy…

如果川普是一種食物的話，那他就是奶油泡芙，只不過裡面的填滿的是有傳染性病毒的奶油。那黏糊糊的奶油里添加了大量的鉛、水銀、米珠（玻璃珠的一種）、脊髓灰質炎（脊髓灰質炎是由脊髓灰質炎病毒引起的嚴重危害兒童健康的急性傳染病，脊髓灰質炎病毒為嗜神經病毒，主要侵犯中樞神經系統的運動神經細胞，以脊髓前角運動神經元損害為主）、砒霜以及沙門氏菌。一開始他們會覺得「川普」泡芙還不錯，但是過不了多久，他們就會吐的。。。

You expect this food to be good. It』s also super-expensive, and also illegal in some countries. However, you buy it, expectations high. And…it』s not bad. But, it』s not that great either, and you realize you could』ve used your money to buy something a LOT better. Some people say that it』s good, and others say that it』s illegal to make and cruel to geese. Next time, you』ll know to spend your money more wisely.

I』m thinking of something frivolous, expensive and obviously pointless. N.Y. chefs say gold leaf topping is tasteless on $2,000 pizza That』s not quite right, but it』s pretty close. And for dessert?

Some people see the dandelion as a flower. The Republicans see Trump as a gem to democracy. Other people see it as, 「Ugh, it』s time to weed the garden.」The Democrats see a racist fascist that they have to remove.

（圖片上不是菊花）一些人把蒲公英看成是一種花就像共和黨人把川普看成是民主的一塊瑰寶。但是其他人看到蒲公英的反映是，「要開始清理花園的野草了」 民主黨人看到一個種族主義的法西斯分子，他們必須移除。

Deep-fried pizza.Look. Unappealing, has an ugly orange tan, fatty, and has so many issues with it you don』t even know where to start. DO YOU NOT SEE THE SIMILARITIES?

深度油炸的披薩。看這醜陋又典型的橙色賣相，油得發膩，裡面還包裹著那麼多的問題，是不是和某人很像？

Cheetos are the obvious answer for the #OrangeMenace, aka. the #CheetoDictator. This looks like the perfect one:

奇多這個答案顯而易見，而且是橙色包裝的那種（川普色），如圖所示