UncleSam doesn』t like farmer.Hethinks they are very foolish andonly know work on the farm.
One winter morning，the sun is shining.Uncle Sam sitson thestepo fhishouse.Atthatmoment，a farmer with amapinhish and comestohim.
Farmer：Excuseme，Uncle.Can you tell me know togettothe hospital，please?
UncleSam：Lie down inthemiddle of the street andyou』ll soon beat ahospital.
UncleSam：I think you come toourcity atthe first time.It』s muc hmore beautiful thanthefield.Isthatright?
(二)A wolf and a sheep
A wolf had been badly wounded by dogs.He lay sick and maimed in his lair.
He felt very hungry and thirsty.When a sheep passed by,he asked him to fetch some water from the stream.
"If you bring me the water," he said,"I will find means to get some food."
"Yes," said the sheep,"if I bring you the water,you would undoubtedly make me your food."
中學生英語手抄報圖片大全：英語笑話 English jokes
1. WifeYou see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
HusbandIt's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
2.Mother Why are you jumping up and down
Tom I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
3.One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom is here?'
get the casket and return the pearl
A man from the state of Chu wanted to sell a precious pearl in the state of Zheng.
He made a casket for the pearl out of the wood from a magnolia tree, which he fumigated with spices. He studded the casket with pearls and jade, ornamented it with red gems and decorated it with kingfisher feathers.
A man of the state of Zheng bought the casket and gave him back the pearl.
Too luxuriant decoration usually supersedes what really counts.
This man from Chu certainly knew how to sell a casket but he was no good at selling his pearl. And the man of Zheng didn't know which is really valuable.
1、No cross, no crown.不經歷風雨，怎麼見彩虹。
2、Nothing brave, nothing have.不入虎穴，焉得虎子。
3、Man proposes, God disposes.謀事在人，成事在天。
4、No man is born wise or learned.沒有生而知之者。
5、Man is the soul of the universe.人是萬物之靈。
6、Measure for measure.針鋒相對。
7、No man can do two things at once.一心不可二用。
8、No pains, no gains.沒有付出就沒有收穫。
9、Many hands make light work.眾人拾柴火焰高。
10、No man is wise at all times.聰明一世，糊塗一時。
Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year.祝好運、健康、佳肴伴你度過一個快樂新年。
With best wishes for a happy New Year! 祝新年快樂，並致以良好的祝福。
I hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year.謹祝新年快樂幸福，大吉大利。
With the compliments of the season.祝賀佳節。
May the season's joy fill you all the year round.願節日的愉快伴你一生。
Season's greetings and best wishes for the New Year.祝福您，新年快樂。
Please accept my season's greetings.請接受我節日的祝賀。 To wish you joy at this holy season. Wishing every happiness will always be with you.恭祝新年吉祥，幸福和歡樂與你同在
Good health, good luck and much happiness throughout the year.恭祝健康、幸運，新年快樂。
May the joy and happiness around you today and always.願快樂幸福永伴你左右。
Please accept my sincere wishes for the New Year. I hope you will continueto enjoy good health.請接受我誠摯的新年祝福，
Allow me to congratulate you on the arrival of the New Year and to extend toyou all my best wishes for your perfect health and lasting prosperity.恭賀新禧，祝身體健康、事業發達。
Best wishes for the holidays and happiness throughout the New Year.恭賀新禧，萬事如意。