根據科學研究，這些事情都能要你的命，但信不信由你

French fries are delicious, and they』re killing us.

To which I say, join the list! From halloween candy to kittens, it』s a minefield out there.

As my colleague Sy Mukherjee points out, much of the alarmist signaling stems from legitimate research that』s been stripped of all context, caveats, and confounding factors in order to form a clicky online headline. French fries aren』t great for you, but they don』t spell impending doom, either.

Below, a list of 33 things that are killing us, according to science and the Internet.

Caramel apples

Cellphones

Halloween candy

Drinking moderately

Sitting still (probably, although not necessarily)

Sitting still even if you exercise

Most office chairs

Complaining

Commuting

Cats (this includes cuddling kittens FYI)

Having sex

Not having sex

Too much sleep

Too little sleep

Your stressful job (especially if you』re a woman)

Working long hours (literally!)

Tylenol

Running too fast

Overthinking things

Being angry all the time

Negativity (literally!)

Loneliness :(

Super Bowl parties

Being mean on Twitter

Netflix and chilling

Eating red meat (especially bacon)

Being a vegetarian

Margarine

Business travel

Technology

Not getting enough sunshine

The beach

Just nature in general

有一種說法，炸薯條很美味，同時也要你的命。

對這種觀點我只想說，隨便你說！從萬聖節糖果到小貓咪，好多都能置人於死地呢。

我的同事錫·穆克吉指出，大部分擔心都是從合法研究中斷章取義得來的，目的只是危言聳聽引眼球，其實很多警告都省略了很多上下文、注意事項和綜合因素。吃薯條是對身體不好，但也不至於像末日一樣可怕。

以下是根據科學研究和互聯網列出的33種可能致命的事情。是否值得你擔心你看著辦。

焦糖蘋果

手機

萬聖節糖果

適量飲酒

靜坐（很可能會致命，並非一定）

即便堅持鍛煉也常靜坐

大部分辦公椅

抱怨

通勤

貓（包括小奶貓）

有性生活

沒有性生活

睡太多

睡太少

工作壓力大（尤其女性）

長時間工作（就是字面意思）

感冒藥泰諾

跑得太快

想得太多

總是生氣

消極情緒

孤獨感

超級碗慶祝派對

在社交媒體上吐槽

看Netflix喝冷飲

吃紅肉（尤其是培根）

素食

人造黃油

出差

科技

曬太陽太少

海灘

大部分自然環境（財富中文網）

譯者：Charlie

審稿：夏林